A technical, tactical and civilisational analysis of the finest battlefield weapon ever made — with particular reference to its alleged superiority over modern alternatives, including nuclear submarines and ICBMs.
The SLR cannot patrol beneath the North Atlantic, carry Trident missiles or provide continuous at-sea deterrence. It does, however, fit through an ordinary doorway, requires no nuclear dockyard and can accompany its operator to tea.
Secondary finding: walnut is not required for functioning. According to the College, it remains indispensable to moral authority. The Department of Materials Science continues to dispute the unit.
