For applicants with strong mathematics, intellectual curiosity and a reasonable tolerance for buildings with very thick walls.

Admission is competitive, but not mysterious. Strong academic preparation matters. So does evidence that you genuinely like engineering rather than merely enjoying the smell of a new laptop.
Mathematics required. Physics strongly preferred. Further Mathematics welcomed. Latin useful only when machinery begins making noises no modern language adequately describes.
Two hours of mathematics, mechanics and one drawing of an object whose purpose becomes apparent approximately forty minutes too late.
We are interested in how you approach unfamiliar problems. Interviewers are instructed not to say “interesting” in a way that makes applicants reconsider their entire education.
For UK students, tuition follows the statutory fee regime applicable to real universities, which we are not. Consequently all figures shown here are fictional and should not be used for financial planning.
| Charge | Annual amount |
|---|---|
| Tuition | One arm, negotiable |
| Laboratory deposit | £40 or one undamaged micrometer |
| College dinner | Included, emotionally |
| Tea | Free at point of use |
Visitors can tour laboratories, meet academics and discover exactly how cold a medieval quadrangle can remain in June.
Guaranteed for first years and, by medieval standards, exceptionally well ventilated.
Rocketry, rowing, vintage computing, practical sarcasm, tea appreciation and the Society for Correct Use of Significant Figures.
Our graduates are sought after throughout engineering, technology and several highly confidential sheds.