On the claim that all electrical loads will eventually transition to solar, and the discovery that they did so some time ago.
All electrical loads did transition to solar. The transition took place in the Carboniferous, and the customer has been running down the battery ever since. The proprietor’s contribution is to propose collecting the delivery at the door, which the Department regards as sound, overdue, and not free.
The solar, geological, nuclear and Lost Hills figures are real and referenced; the Common Room trial is synthetic and says so. The reactor was not consulted and has raised no invoice.
