An experimental investigation into capillary infiltration, flexural degradation and catastrophic beverage-assisted failure.
The Rich Tea is not structurally inadequate. It is a light, economical structure repeatedly asked by the British public to perform offshore duties for which it was never certified.
Operational guidance: two controlled immersions are normally supportable. A third remains permissible at the operator’s own risk and should not be attempted while wearing a white shirt.
